7.24.2004

Brad and Jen. Brad and Jen. Jaysus.

Scott and I are trying to start a rumor that they just bought a place here in Baltimore. Heh. "Yeah, so I guess its Lake Cuomo, Malibu and Baltimore."

After a bikeride just now, he tested it out on Jackie. "We saw them last night at Felix's. They were throwing back the shooters. They're totally cool." OK, I love that image. Heh. Jen sitting next to a man with three teeth near the window AC unit.

No one's biting. I'll have to keep trying.

7.18.2004

Why did I leave California?  What was the rationale?  Oh, yes.  Family.  Valid.  I seem to recall some other business about history and seasons also.  Not valid. 
 
Just returned from a 1st-anniversary trip to California, prompted by my cousin's wedding near Sacramento.  Family was in full attendance. 
 
First let me state that I did not make contact with many, dear friends out there.  That is largely due to the wedding and my rigorous tour-roster for Scott.  He had never been to California.  Golly, if any of you will still speak with me, I would love to see you next visit.  OK, even if you don't.  I'm coming back.
 
As far as I can recall, I've never flown on such a long flight with my parents.  It tickled me.  We all sat in a row facing forward with our sensible travel wear duds on.  Lots of Southwest Airline snack-inspections and ingredients-reading.  Dad went ahead and ate the Lorna Doones.
 
I mentioned that the hotel had a pool, and knowing that area to be hot, did any of us bring swim suits?  Scott chuckled and said he may not have, but that once he purchased something called a 'dipster'.  A disposable bathing suit available at some hotels.  "Does it desintegrate after x hours of use?"  I asked.  I was told, no, that it was made of some plastic-poly combo.  "Like a fedex-package?"  No one answered me.  I couldn't picture what it looked like.
 
We checked in to our nicely chilled rooms.  Since we had a few hours to kill before the rehearsal dinner, I ventured out.  I opened the door and nearly collided with the tallest, darkest man I'd ever seen.  He was streaming wet without a towel, a lean, muscled black man with a medium-sized afro.  He smiled and showed all his bright teeth.  Fiddling with his room key right next door, he shifted the styrofoam cooler he was carrying, I stepped back.  He was wearing only what looked like a cellophane pair of short-shorts.  He stood and streamed and smiled and wished me a good day in a low voice and entered his room.  Ah ha!  A dipster!  Scott and I got such a kick out of it.  The thing is, he and his partner, a portund white woman with stringy brown hair seemed to have come with two children espressly to swim.  In and out, all day.  Our sandwich-baggy-shorted tall-drink-of-water walked around all day towelless. Smiling.  They were noisy, too, all night.  One shouted:  I said, he's peeing on the floor! The final straw occured the next morning, I strolled past Dipster in my wedding fineries.  He smiled and as I passed growled: That is a nice dress. Mmm.  Scott had our room switched instantly.  
 
The wedding scene was unreal.  I was previously unfamiliar with the area, but about an hour from Sacramento is the most beautiful area along the Delta.  This wedding site looked to me like a French villa.  It went on and on.  Scott and I explored all of it, inside and out.  It was a perfect day.  They were married on a front lawn in between the eucalyptus trees providing shade from the warm sun.  I tried not to be sad about our opposite weather conditions last year.  
 
After some days of relatives, Scott and I hopped in our rental convertable and headed to San Francisco to see Stuart & Kevin.  It was so great to see them, and their new home!  We took a good hike nearby their house and then contemplated dinner plans.  The conversation went as follows:
 
Stuart:  What would you like to do for dinner?
Me:  Oh, nothing fancy.  I'm sorry I'm not more help-- what would you recommend?
Stuart:  Hmmm.
Kevin:  Just say it.
Stuart:  What?
Kevin:  Just say it! 
Stuart:  [Pause] What about Li Po?
Kevin:  I knew it!  I knew it.  Every out of town guest that comes she insists we go here. I don't get it. 
 
And we did.  Smack in the heart of china town resides a fantastic bar.  Ah, no martinis here.  Thank heavens.  I was already feeling the guilt for the countless reservations I'd made for the rest of the week.  We sat at an all-red table and benches with a red lightbulb overhead for light.  Scott's friends came to join, recent NY-transplants, and I couldn't stop laughing.  They were blinking, trying to adjust to the screwball "happiness" table for a long time. There is a hindu-looking shrine behind the bar next to the obscurely labelled volkda bottles. 
 
I won't bore you with the travel log. But I will say that I was more spellbound than ever with the area.  After SF, I couldn't wait to show Scott where I lived. And where I lived.  We had the cutest, cleanest digs-- the whole place was covered in jasmine.  We took in foggy breakfasts by the Parkside's fireplace, hikes on Mt Tam, nights at the Sand Dollar bar, beach walks, great coffee, jaunts to Bolinas.  Every day was sunny, every evening was cool, every morning was cool & foggy.  Paradise. 
 
The night before we left to head inland to wine country, I truly couldn't sleep.  The natural beauty!  Its so forgiving and, dare I say, nuturing.  We stayed primarily in Sonoma, ate well, slept well, rode bikes to some great wineries and drove further to others.  Our last day I felt obligated to show some of Napa and St. Helena.  We decided we'd spoil ourselves and head here to watch the sunset.  It was perfect.  Except for this gruesome 4-top seated next to us.  Two guys in their cheezy shirtwear and two skinny, well-heeled and well-jewelled wives competing for best travel stories.  But not in a best travel-funny story, or best-adventure travel story-- rather, more in a best-of-inconvenience sort.  Why?  Also amusing- no one asked the other any questions.  It was a fierce I-had-it-worse-than-you match.  Scott and I did manage to enjoy our tasty treats before getting our check and talked the whole way back about them.  Happy to return to our modest inn.
 
It was not without discomfort to peel myself away.  I was like the little kid not ready to go "down" yet.  I will also admit to not being pleasant company on the long, connecting day of travel we had yesterday.  Let's just say I started a little incident in a Mexican restaurant at the charming Pheonix airport.
 
Oh.  Travel.  Is it worth it?  Of course it is.  But to return, with heavy heart is not easy.  I just put in the washing machine all our dirty sweaters and t-shirts.  They all smelled like sunscreen and the outdoors. Must return soon, indeed.
 

 

7.05.2004

After a truly elegant stay at Scott's parent's house last weekend, we decided to spend this holiday weekend less so. Much. We took Jeff up on his annual offer to head to his hometown and go to some outdoor bash. America's heartland for the fouth? Why not? Spontaneously over beers it was booked and before long, Scott had left to drive out with Jeff and I was fly out there after work Friday.

My ride, Peter, was ready to deposit me at the airport by 3:00. My flight was at 7. Suffice it to say, it was a long, hot afternoon at the Southwest terminal. Flights were delayed everywhere. I scrambled off the plane, incredibly late, and picked up 4 messages from my arranged pick-up who I barely knew-- a friend of Jeff's named Kuz who played pro football. He'd been driving around the airport for some time. We sped off into the beautiful late-dusk night, I was extremely tired, but excited to see where I'd be reunited with my husband and one of my best friends. The recent lack of sleep had left me in a state of incredulous delerium. Ohio? Ohio!

Not sure if he knows it, but Kuz is funny. Which is a good thing since we got incredibly lost on pitch-black country roads for over two hours. He refers to cell phones as "field units". After unsuccessfully reaching Scott or Jeff on their field units, I urged him to take me to any one of the lonesome bars along the country highways. He wouldn't. I tried to get him to tell me that it was because they were full of men wearing sheets. He wouldn't bite. He also shared with me this:

"I don't date girls with cats."
"That's ridiculous."
"I told you I profile."
"So, all girls with cats like doilies and potpourri, I guess."
"No. All girls with cats end up acting just like their cats, that's why."
Interesting.

After getting pulled over by a porcine cop in a town called Hiram, we finally made it to Jeff's sisters house where I was to be deposited. Huge Kuz carried my bag in, broke the strap off and left. At first irked at my then-thoughtless husband and friend for abandoning me in some strange house with a woman I had not only woken up, but that I didn't know yet, I was quickly warmed. It was quiet. And clean. And the sister? I could tell-- she was great. Animated and kind. I apologized, went to the guest room and hit the bed hard. Shortly after, a beery bunch of guys pulled up and I didn't mind anymore. I was in the midwest with good people.

Saturday morning was glorious. Jen and I chatted and her babies were burped. Assorted groggy men shuffled downstairs in time for waffles. I had a good feeling about the weekend. I was definately a passenger, I let things unfold. First stop was the liquor store, where a large quanitity of crap ass beer was loaded into a cooler. Perfect. Sunscreen.

Past decorated old Victorian homes, we sped down a beautiful country lane and turned at a small hippy sign. Carrying some chairs and of course the cooler, we ambled down a pretty dirt path parallelling a beautiful natural quarry and woods. I could hear guitar notes. People with B.O. lit strong-smelling pipes, crawling out of tents scattered amoung the trees. Tented booths selling more pipes or smoothies or printed dresses lined the dirt road. A horrendous Japanese band played. What a day!

The band line up was nothing very noteworthy (to me), but it was worth it to watch all the thousands of hippies surface. I will confess: I felt totally out of place in my pink board shorts and did find myself laughing at the hippies who took themselves too seriously. The calculated un-calculated dance moves, around and around...I stared. A lot. We stayed 10 hours! Seriously, we ate three meals there. The firework display, no joke, was on par with Manhattan's. These buckeyes take their holiday seriously. We viewed them while sitting on a rocky outcropping over the beautiful, calm lake, surrounded by other happy, peaceful folks. It was incredible. Until someone let off some dynamite. No joke. We went home and choked down a final beer with the cute mommy who was on home-arrest with her 2 month old. She'd been waiting for us. Bless her heart.

The cloudy fourth didn't stop us! We met Jeff's dad for lunch and then I tagged along with the guys to play golf, usually something I opt out of. Not anymore! I am the official cart-driver. No one was on the course, so I blazed all over the super-groomed grounds quite recklessly. Which wasn't always a good idea as I had Scott's clubs in the back and also not a good idea when it started raining hard and not nearby to rescue.

I sensed that Jen wanted to have some fun that night. We picked up some comestibles. Family stopped by and we all assembled on their great big porch. It was perfect. The wee ones finally were put to bed and the relatives went home, so we sat up until very late laughing and exchanging stories. I was happy to meet Jen, she can talk about non-baby things and is warm, interested, funny and smart.

The ride home today was long and hot. Horrible traffic. We all felt worn out and punchy. My favorite quote from the long trip:

"I wonder what I'd do if I won that mega-lottery. Maybe I'd get Foster a diamond necklace. And gold teeth." It was sort of quiet for a few seconds while it sunk in. Foster is Jeff's old, crazy mutt. I am still laughing.